Not Yesterday. Not Tomorrow. TODAY!

Today is St. Patrick's Day. Today. Not yesterday. Not tomorrow. Today.

Yesterday I got a lot of slack because I wasn't wearing green. "Today isn't St. Patrick's Day," I reminded them. "Tomorrow is."

It's not like we were having a special "wear green day" or anything. That is not the kind of office in which I work. It was March 16, so I wore pink. Today is March 17; I'm wearing green.

People were just so frickin' insane to try to make me feel guilty for not wearing green on the day before St. Patrick's Day.